"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
I love this new update
"I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can’t believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can’t imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven’t been."
jokes like this are so gross
… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.